Puns from last night
Me: Oh, I got a text!
Friend: Favorite childhood book? Green eggs and Pham!
Friend: But you are Phamtastic!
Me: Dear god...
Friend: My favorite movie?
Friend: PHAMTOM OF THE OPERA!!!
Me: no more puns of my last name please
Friend: but you're KimPhamous!!!
Oh when regrets stop and the silence comes back to be a place still for us,...– Robert Creeley, from “The Eye” (via the-final-sentence)
My son is a possible pirate.
Henry: Mommy you have earrings.
Sarah: Yup. They're gold earrings.
Sarah: Yup. Mom's earrings are gold.