May 2012
15 posts
May 10th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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Puns from last night
Me: Oh, I got a text!
Friend: Favorite childhood book? Green eggs and Pham!
Me: wtf
Friend: But you are Phamtastic!
Me: Dear god...
Friend: My favorite movie?
Me: ...
Friend: PHAMTOM OF THE OPERA!!!
Me: no more puns of my last name please
Friend: but you're KimPhamous!!!
May 4th
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May 3rd
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“Oh when regrets stop and the silence comes back to be a place still for us,...”
– Robert Creeley, from “The Eye” (via the-final-sentence)
May 3rd
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My son is a possible pirate.
Henry: Mommy you have earrings.
Sarah: Yup. They're gold earrings.
Henry: Gold????
Sarah: Yup. Mom's earrings are gold.
Henry: ....TREASURE!
May 2nd
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